I heard a friend say this recently and it made me laugh so hard that I almost tossed my cookies.
And I don’t mean I almost threw up, I mean I literally almost picked up a cookie and whipped it across the dining hall.
But this basically summarizes my thoughts about all things biology. I have no idea what any of that stuff means, I don’t know what any of those fancy-schmancy biology words are, and I can’t answer any questions about biology. So if you ever ask me anything biologyish my answer will simply be “I dunno…punnet squares and shit.”
Words are my forte. I’m a writer, not a scientist. Why?
Because biology sucks