To the grumpy bastard who works at the Driver’s License Center: you aren’t nearly as important as you think you are. And the majority of people would love to shove something jagged in your eyeball.
To the kid who shoves his/her accomplishments in my face in hopes that I’ll notice: I don’t.
To the one who constantly complains about life to make me feel sorry: I’m not
To the teacher who makes students feel small: you’re weak. And don’t think for a second that we all don’t notice.
To the kid who’s different for the sake of being different: give it a fucking rest.
To the tortured soul: look at the sun and smile.
To my best friends: you make life livable
To the kid who plays with his food: don’t you dare stop.
To anyone who says they don’t care what people think: you’re funny.
To the person who never shuts up: one day, I will strike you.
To the girl who can’t find a guy: look harder.
To the guy who can’t find a girl: I feel you.
To Cheryl Tiegs: there’s a poster of you on my wall.
To exes and failed flings: piss off.
To liars: piss off.
To cheaters: Piss. Off.
To false hopes: Why?
To optimism: Ehh, it probly won’t work out.
To creativity: please sir, may I have some more?
To time: slow down for Christ’s sake.
To the ignorant, ill-intentioned, beautiful girl: you’re ugly.
To the ignorant, ill-intentioned, good-looking guy: it’ll catch up soon.
To good people: thank you.
To funny people: thank you.
To really, truly beautiful people: thank you.
To me: stop hiding. Stop pretending like you have it figured out. Man up. Go after your what you want. Be yourself. Stop making excuses. Start trying. Appreciate what you have. Don’t stop. Don’t look back. Keep taking risks. Live your dreams. Live your life. Just live.
To all the people trying to make their way and have a damn good time while they do it. To all the people who get lost sometimes. To all the people who are more than a little crazy. To all the people whose minds wander. To all the people who love. To all the people who laugh. To all the people who understand: this is for you.